Steph is Hilarious

poseyprincess03 (5:29:50 PM): i do need that
poseyprincess03 (5:29:55 PM): it has been a rough day
poseyprincess03 (5:30:04 PM): im tired and cranky and i look tired and cranky
poseyprincess03 (5:30:12 PM): my makeup doesnt hide my feelings well

steph: I hope there are not this many birds at College Drive. I bet there are not. There are not this many trees.

oh how i miss this....

Steph: WHY IS THERE A FLIPPING BIRD OUTSIDE MY WINDOW at 3:45 in the morning?!?!?!?

Note: Steph has jammed her finger while popping her knuckles...It's Cochien De Lai

Steph: I hope I don't OD on advil.
Me: Advil cold and sinus?
Steph: I took that AND regular advil for my finger.
Me: You took Advil for your finger? that cracks me up. You just Jammed it, steph.
Steph: Its an anti-inflamatory. It's going to prove difficult to eat crawfish if im missing a finger!

poseyprincess03 (11:46:40 AM): heather
LuckyShugar (11:46:45 AM): stephanie
poseyprincess03 (11:46:46 AM): i want to learn how to pole dance


poseyprincess03 (11:47:04 AM): is there a class you can take or maybe a "pole dancing for dummies" manuel?
LuckyShugar (11:47:18 AM): there is a class you can take
LuckyShugar (11:47:21 AM): and a video tape
LuckyShugar (11:47:23 AM): or dvd


poseyprincess03 (11:47:34 AM): really?! can you rent it at blockbuster?
poseyprincess03 (11:48:01 AM): where will a get a pole to practice on? there isnt one in this room...i guess i coul use a broom...or a bamboo pole thingy
LuckyShugar (11:48:23 AM): links to dvds
poseyprincess03 (11:49:27 AM): lap dance lessons too? wow i am gonna be sexy

poseyprincess03 (3:57:40 PM): now i have to go to the gym and its cold
poseyprincess03 (3:57:49 PM): but cold or not these rolls have got to go

poseyprincess03: OMG...i am in love...just really wanted to share that with a non judgemental person

poseyprincess03: yeah cute lil jamie fox
poseyprincess03: he can be my friend

its about time...ive been trying to teach her this for almost two years now:

poseyprincess03:i dont want to get married heather

poseyprincess03: he made me read him my pajama poem and he LAUGHEd and i got mad and REFUSED to read him the other one
poseyprincess03: i told him he is NOT supportive and that is NOT nice cause i support his books
poseyprincess03: then he felt bad and he did the whole pretend its good thing that he does when i cook for him
poseyprincess03: the whole "oh its wonderful..the best ever." but he always gets too carried away wih the compliments when he isnt being sincere and thats how you know he is lying
LuckyShugar: "The only thing I've ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several small fires." ~Carrie Bradshaw
poseyprincess03: like when i made him baked chicken that tasted like sausage and i KNEW it wasnt good and he kept saying it was wonderful...yeah..that was pretend
poseyprincess03: haha lol
poseyprincess03: good quote for me
poseyprincess03: that chicken was gross...i even messed up the scalloped potatos out of a box
LuckyShugar: hahaha
poseyprincess03: and then i got all teary faced
poseyprincess03: and pouty
poseyprincess03: so he had to be nice to me