Steph is Hilarious

its about time...ive been trying to teach her this for almost two years now:

poseyprincess03:i dont want to get married heather

poseyprincess03: he made me read him my pajama poem and he LAUGHEd and i got mad and REFUSED to read him the other one
poseyprincess03: i told him he is NOT supportive and that is NOT nice cause i support his books
poseyprincess03: then he felt bad and he did the whole pretend its good thing that he does when i cook for him
poseyprincess03: the whole "oh its wonderful..the best ever." but he always gets too carried away wih the compliments when he isnt being sincere and thats how you know he is lying
LuckyShugar: "The only thing I've ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several small fires." ~Carrie Bradshaw
poseyprincess03: like when i made him baked chicken that tasted like sausage and i KNEW it wasnt good and he kept saying it was wonderful...yeah..that was pretend
poseyprincess03: haha lol
poseyprincess03: good quote for me
poseyprincess03: that chicken was gross...i even messed up the scalloped potatos out of a box
LuckyShugar: hahaha
poseyprincess03: and then i got all teary faced
poseyprincess03: and pouty
poseyprincess03: so he had to be nice to me

poseyprincess03: OMG!
poseyprincess03: guess what i just thought of
poseyprincess03: ok..if my book is really funny and then it gets famous and everyone is like OMG that Stephanie Sistrunk girl is funny then they may want me to appear on comedy shows and then guess what!? i could meet.....KEVIN JAMES! Love of my life! OMG i have to hurry and finish this book

poseyprincess03: i am getting TONS of poetry ideas im so stinkin excited
LuckyShugar: hahaah
poseyprincess03: will you buy a copy of my book? i will sign it for you
LuckyShugar: i will buy one for everyone i know
LuckyShugar: for christmas
poseyprincess03: they will love that present and they will love my book
poseyprincess03: and there will be a picture of me on the back cover looking all pretty and smart
poseyprincess03: maybe not smart cause i lost my glasses....i could use my xanga picture with me in the crown
poseyprincess03: yay

poseyprincess03: michael could make my illustrations..have you SEEN his xanga? the things he does with paint on the computer are amazing
LuckyShugar: hahaha
poseyprincess03: you saw those penguins? i get SOO jealous
poseyprincess03: i hate him for it cause i try to use paint and my hand gets all wobbly and my lines are all squiggly
poseyprincess03: and i get soo mad
poseyprincess03: i HATE paint
poseyprincess03: maybe i'll wirte a poem about that..i bet lots of people hate paint
poseyprincess03: its hard..you have to have great hand control..i get anxious and lose control

poseyprincess03: you liked my pajama poem!?!
LuckyShugar: I LOVED IT
LuckyShugar: i had a tear in my eye
poseyprincess03: yay
LuckyShugar: it reminded me of when you wrote me my poem
LuckyShugar: which i still have
LuckyShugar: and is hanging on my wall
poseyprincess03: i wroite a poem about 8 ams this morning in class...it is a good poem...i cant post it till i get mopre comments on the pajama poem though...but i think i may start a poetry book
LuckyShugar: I THINK ITS A GREAT IDEA
poseyprincess03: me too...cause they are fun poems...i may title the book "My life as a college student. A collection of poems"
poseyprincess03: then maybe it would be assigned reading in an american lit class one day
LuckyShugar: hahahaposeyprincess03: and thousands of college students would love me because they could identify with my love for pajamas
poseyprincess03: and hatred of 8 am classes
LuckyShugar: you should write one about grey sweatpants
LuckyShugar: and about shopping in my closet
LuckyShugar: cause anyone with a roomate tries to shop in their roomates belongings
poseyprincess03: yeah i should..poetry is my new class pastime
LuckyShugar: im glad you are paying attention
poseyprincess03: instead of paying attention i can write poetry
LuckyShugar: well
LuckyShugar: it makes sense
LuckyShugar: if you do create a best seller
LuckyShugar: then it will pay back all the money you wasted
LuckyShugar: going to school for teaching
poseyprincess03: cause before i was just writing my name lots and lots
poseyprincess03: or drawing penguins
poseyprincess03: but im not good at drawing
poseyprincess03: and i only know one cool way to write my name
poseyprincess03: so poetry is a lot more fun
poseyprincess03: yeah and like you said..it could pay off

stephs boyfriend michael sent me this message:
giddygidd: ahhhhh. . . well if it isnt the ever so popular heather shugarbaker
giddygidd: stephanie just LOVES you

the next morning, i was talking to steph....

poseyprincess03: i said michale why are you sending my friends messages? how did you get her sn?
poseyprincess03: and he said he saw where you commented on my xanga so he then went to your xanga and saw your sn
poseyprincess03: and thats hes had you added as a friend for 3 days and he kept staring at your sn and you were always away and he didnt understand where you always went to
poseyprincess03: i informed him that he now sounds like he is STALKING my friends
poseyprincess03: thats what he said
poseyprincess03: and he ALWAYS thinks your name is sugarbaker like on designing women
poseyprincess03: i explain to him that is NOT your name..it does no good
poseyprincess03: its more exciting for him if its sugarbaker
poseyprincess03: i think he likes designing women though he would never admit it

LuckyShugar: when you have your first born
poseyprincess03: if it is a girl i will name her riley
poseyprincess03: and she will be beautiful like me
LuckyShugar: riley heather?
poseyprincess03: and you can be her auntie
poseyprincess03: and love her
poseyprincess03: and teach her liberal things
poseyprincess03: riley heather is pretty...ok..sure

LuckyShugar: what was her name?
poseyprincess03: marcy
LuckyShugar: marcy what?
poseyprincess03: i dunno
poseyprincess03: marcy crazy girl

my mom told me that a snake lady lived in the attic and could see me through the air conditioning vent and if I didn’t be quiet and go to sleep she would eat me. Then my mom would stand and the hall and say “HISSS!!!” and I would get scared. One year for Halloween she had my aunt dress like Medusa and chase me around the house. I think that is defined as child cruelty and has given me many complexes.

Heather, Guess what!?! Michael and I were watching Jepordy the other night and the question was "What state flag has a badger on it?" and I screamed "Wisconsin!" and the girl buzzed in and said "Michigan?" and i said " NO! Wisconsin!" and then the guy buzzed in and said "California?" and I said "No, stupid! Wisconsin!" and then the other girl buzzed in and said "Wyoming?" and I yelled "Ya'll are all dumb! Wisconsin!" and the whole time Michael thinks I have no clue what im talking about and then Alex Trebeck says "I'm sorry. The answer is Wisconsin!" and I yell "Booyah!" and Michael was like "how do you know that?!" and I said "Oh! heather of course..If you want to be a badger, come along with me! By the light of the moon!" Yay for Bucky! i love you!