Steph is Hilarious

poseyprincess03 (11:37:09 AM): if my bear said it didnt like me i'd get really mad and make a bear skin rug

*last night I was taking a shower...well I had previously been messing with Heath and Ashlie and annoying them...so I was kinda paranoid that they may try to lock me in the bathroom again. So anyway...as I'm showering I could have SWORN I heard someone in my room...and I was like "Crap! Heather has walked around to my room and is gonna lock the door!" so I push aside the shower curtain and push open my bedroom door...and as I am leaning to get a good look at my room....I FALL!!!!! It was soo funny cause I just fell right out of the shower...so Ashlie and Heath are wondering what all the noise is and Ashlie opens the door just as I am standing up...completely naked with shampoo suds in my hair...and I was laughing too hard to even explain...

poseyprincess03 (3:01:38 PM): im watchin 7th heaven and mary just vandalized the school gym....shame on her!

LuckyShugar (1:19:36 PM): i found an addi n the newspaper to runaway to the circus
LuckyShugar (1:19:39 PM): and i htink its a good idea
poseyprincess03 (1:19:57 PM): can i come?
poseyprincess03 (1:20:00 PM): i could break dance
poseyprincess03 (1:20:19 PM): or maybe be the pretty lady that rides the elephant with a big hat on her head
poseyprincess03 (1:20:33 PM): what are you gonna do?
LuckyShugar (1:21:01 PM): im going to get a pet elephant
LuckyShugar (1:21:07 PM): and sell cotton candy
poseyprincess03 (1:21:34 PM): oh thats fun
LuckyShugar (1:21:47 PM): yeah
poseyprincess03 (1:21:49 PM): but i wanna ride the elephant..i like the hat that the lady wears
LuckyShugar (1:21:53 PM): i usedto make cotton candy at noahs
poseyprincess03 (1:21:58 PM): a big pink one
LuckyShugar (1:21:58 PM): so i have experience
LuckyShugar (1:22:00 PM): noahs ark
LuckyShugar (1:22:01 PM): animals
poseyprincess03 (1:22:05 PM): i use to EAT cotten candy
LuckyShugar (1:22:08 PM): i am highly qualified for this
poseyprincess03 (1:22:14 PM): lol yes you are.
poseyprincess03 (1:22:27 PM): maybe i could hook up with the lion tamer
LuckyShugar (1:22:34 PM): why the lion tamer
LuckyShugar (1:22:37 PM): why not the ring master
LuckyShugar (1:22:40 PM): hes in charge
poseyprincess03 (1:23:14 PM): cause the ring master is shor and bald, the lion tamer is sexy, how he risks his life stickin his head in lion's mouths just to entertain people
poseyprincess03 (1:23:30 PM): now THAT is considerate
LuckyShugar (1:23:45 PM): oh my
poseyprincess03 (1:24:14 PM): yeah
poseyprincess03 (1:24:25 PM): plus he wears striped pants
poseyprincess03 (1:24:36 PM): he could get the stripes on his pants to match the hat i wear

*im going to sing occopello all the time

*ALL I HAVE TO DO IS BE MYSELF AND SHE WILL GO AWAY

*my best friend candance, i made up a story that she tried to rape me....we aren't best friends anymore

*can't he just put his hands in his pockets?
ash/heath: what?
steph: yeah, and just push it down....

*i am a hot piece of tail!

poseyprincess03 (10:53:51 AM): no i do love you very much...i told stew to make you come back
LuckyShugar (10:53:57 AM): what did he say
LuckyShugar (10:53:59 AM): how is that going?
poseyprincess03 (10:54:15 AM): i think he is gonna pull some naval strings and bomb your house so you have to evacuate

LuckyShugar (10:51:03 AM): steph. im not coming to school
poseyprincess03 (10:51:24 AM): well fine...but it sure is gonna be hot in hades...and im not letting you borrow my fan!

poseyprincess03 (10:48:21 AM): God told me to tell you to come back to school now
poseyprincess03 (10:48:32 AM): he said he was just joking earlier
poseyprincess03 (10:48:43 AM): he has a great sense of humor
poseyprincess03 (10:48:48 AM): but the joke is over now
poseyprincess03 (10:48:57 AM): so pack your bags
poseyprincess03 (10:50:19 AM): no im serious...he came to me...i saw a big flash of light and i was scared at first but then he said "STEPHANIE!" and i said "huh?" and he said "tell heather I was just joking earlier and she can come back to school now"
poseyprincess03 (10:50:26 AM): and i said "YAY!!!!!!!!!!"
poseyprincess03 (10:50:33 AM): so when will you be here?

poseyprincess03: i HATE scholarship applications
poseyprincess03: they piss me off
LuckyShugar: im sorry
poseyprincess03: not your fault...you didnt design them...why cant they have me write an essay...like...what is your favorite animal and why? that would be easy
poseyprincess03: and fun
poseyprincess03: and i could draw illustrations