Steph is Hilarious

poseyprincess03: a little acadamic probation is nothing god cant fix

poseyprincess03: and i know that you are also having lots of separation anxiety from having been away from me too long and that is only making this worse on you
poseyprincess03: but soon i will be able to play with your hair and your ears and it will all be ok

Good news kids...i found a survey thing in my email from this past summer when steph and i hadnt even met yet...i decided to share some good parts with you:

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, OPRAH!!! I LOVE me some oprah! She is like the bomb.com I am obsessed! But I'm sure youll hear plenty about her later.

3. GOLD OR SILVER? Silver! Gold annoys me for some reason.....I do have gold hoop earings i wear alot but thats because i lost my silver ones......My senior ring is white gold so it looks silver...and i plan to still wear it in college...considering it is the most beautiful ring ever....other than J-lo's engagement ring that is!

5. FAVORITE TV SHOW? I really dont watch that much tv......um.....

Please note: STEPH WATCHES MORE TV THAN ANYONE I KNOW!!!

11. BEACH, CITY, OR COUNTRY? country! Im gonna have a big house w/a little picket fence a great husband and 2.5 kids! of and a pig! I LOVE pigs...

15. FAVORITE COLOR? PINK i love pink! I hope you dont mind if my whole side of the room is pink

Actually anything with the letter P is awesome!!!! my friends and i sat down and wrote a list of p words only to realize that the dictionary already has one!

18. TRUE LOVE? well i HAD one...lol....we dated for 4 years and then one day he told me i made his life miserable and dumped me.....now hes married.....which is stupid cause he just met the girl he married like 6 months ago and they just graduated high school....plus he still sends me things tellin me he misses me which a married guy shouldnt do.....well actually he was only engaged at the time he was doing that...but still....now hes in boot camp.....but i dont really wanna be with him....but i guess ill always care about him..... I am an idiot when it comes to boys....i never know what to say to them and i act just plain retarded!

21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL PEOPLE? Um about 5 seconds! I would pee all over myself if i won alot of money! and then i would buy everyone i know a present!

26. CAN YOU JUGGLE? Are you kidding? i have trouble chewing gum and walking at the same time! im sooo not
coordinated!!!

30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? Nope...cause if you do and then you are like on the brink of death...then the
hospital staff wont work as hard to save your life cause they are in need of organs.....

42. What would you like to be when you grow up: Married!!!! thats my main reason for goin to college...is to find a man which is why I picked a christian college......I cant wait to be married and have kids!

poseyprincess03: well it is polite...you dont see people saying "YES! she is dead!! bring out the cake!" except for when my grandma died...but we dont like her...shes the one whose grave we stomp on

LuckyShugar: if i died would you come back to school?
poseyprincess03: well i would have to
poseyprincess03: i would be very sad...but maybe they would give me free tuition...lol j/j
LuckyShugar: you would get an awful lot of clothes
poseyprincess03: i would be devestated but i would have to go back to school
LuckyShugar: if i die, please do not be devestated
LuckyShugar: you should have a party
LuckyShugar: with funfetti cake
LuckyShugar: and lots of ice cream
LuckyShugar: pig cake too
poseyprincess03: lol i would be sad no matter what you say...if i die i WANT you to be sad..in fact if you arent sad i will come back and haunt you
LuckyShugar: why would i be sad?
LuckyShugar: yiou would be with JESUS
poseyprincess03: well that is true..but you should be sad cause you wouldnt have me around anymore....its just polite to be sad when someone dies
poseyprincess03: especially someone pretty like me

*i would like to think that with my one semester of college i could be one of those people who stands at the podieum and doesnt do anything
(on how we are going to drop out of school and work at wal-mart)

*you were sad when you woke up today and didnt have anyone to sing to, werent you?

as we are watching the designing women reuinion (yes we are sad....)
*THATS YOU!!!! (points) She is always going into tirates and such