Steph is Hilarious

alex trebeck: he was a leader of something about green mountains i dont actually know
steph: TJ Webb

*the question was something and i thought CALVIN! Cause TJ always calls me a Calvinist and i got it right and i was like "THANK YOU TJ FOR BEING MEAN TO ME."

*the other day i was laying in bed and I didnt want to go to civ and God woke me up and He said GO TO CIV and I said...Oh, God BAH!

*and he gave us a pop quiz for the first time since the first week and i was like, Oh this is why God wanted to me to come to class. and i thought i was goign to do horribly, cause i never read...and i got 4 out of 5 cause im smart!!!!

*she won the election 52 percent to 49 percent.

ashlie: my grandfather loved making homemade icecream. It was his favorite thing.
steph: did he get a new favorite thing or did he die?

*that backfired faster than a zach morris plot

me: this shirt makes me look really long...doesn't it?
steph: it does make you look long. its sexy.

as she opens my closet doors, early in the morning, a bit disorientated:
me: whatare you doing?
steph: Shopping.

as we can hear an airplane flying over our building...
*Is that a cute boy sky writting a nice message for me?