Steph is Hilarious

*i LOVE tv. its like putting all the best people in a little box.

*i want to bite your braid. I think i have a "hair biting problem"

*Your small intensine is 18 FEET LONG! If you cut it in half, it goes like the size of a tennis court.

*please smell my belly button. It will be real quick (improper grammar). I will put the smell on my finger and you can sniff it real quick.

*I would have pee-peed on myself in Oprah would've called.

*I am a princess EVERYDAY, why would I dress as one on Halloween???

*Oh, ITS WET! My HINEY is wet!!!!

*For Halloween I am going to dress up like a bride in a "wedding outfit" to class...then all the boys will want to marry me when they see how BEAUTIFUL I am

*I had a method which I would like to call the "jet of spit" where you would save up all that spit in your mouth and push it through the spaces in your braces like a jet nice motion

*or i hear a word on a tv show and i cant wait to use it....just whip it out

*an epiphany is when you say "AHA!!!!"

*I do that sometimes too...i just think "i havent use THAT word in a while...."

*When I die, I want lots of people at my funeral; I want it to be so packed out that you have to reserve a seat to be there. That's why I'm gonna be nice to EVERYBODY, so I can have a lot of people.