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Friday, August 29, 2003
poseyprincess03 (9:21:23 PM): im gonna be very distressed if i come back and my puddin is missing again
poseyprincess03 (9:17:31 PM): good...i was showin mom the quote page
poseyprincess03 (9:17:34 PM): and she called me an idiot
poseyprincess03 (9:17:34 PM): and she called me an idiot
with enthusiasm: * i LOVE salmanila
Tuesday, August 26, 2003
as i am jammin' to Blink's Damn It:
*I am going to write a song about growing up.
I'm at college I'm Sick I want my mama
I can't go home gotta watch Dogma
I guess this is growing up
My room is messy my clothes are on the floor
i have to go to class, no time to clean up anymore
well i guess this is growing up
i guess this is growing up
*I am going to write a song about growing up.
I'm at college I'm Sick I want my mama
I can't go home gotta watch Dogma
I guess this is growing up
My room is messy my clothes are on the floor
i have to go to class, no time to clean up anymore
well i guess this is growing up
i guess this is growing up
Monday, August 25, 2003
Me: it really disturbs me that we dont have screens on our windows.
Steph: its so we can committ suicide. or conduct gravity experiements.
Steph: its so we can committ suicide. or conduct gravity experiements.
Sunday, August 24, 2003
*im really going to get a boyfriend sniffin all through class tomorrow
*Flash! Bam! Alakazaam! My wonderful puddin came along!
*now im not going to panic; but it appears that my puddin is missin. did you take it? cause if you did, im not gonna get mad...but if i find it, IM GONNA HIT YOU!!!!
*eternity is more than our brains can even fathum. Its like a bird. Flys over to the beach. picks up one grain of sand, and flys it....all the way to the moon. then he comes back to the beach. takes up another grain of sand all the way to the moon.......and that stupid bird........
Saturday, August 23, 2003
*you should've seen the hamburger! The hamburger was funnier than me peeing on myself!
*my friend C.J., who I was telling you about, doesn't like pee water and so I always pee next to him in the pool.
setting: steph is sick, its 1:24 am, and she is kind of sleeping, kind of not...
me: do you want some water?
steph: no. i want a gun.
*when im sick i have twilight zone dreams. I cant explain it. Its like im spinning, and they dont make sense. and i wake up thinking i have been sleeping all night long, and i have only really been asleep for an hour or two.
*last time i was sick i was having spounge bob dreams. over and over and over. and it was mixed with the sims. and i was trying to build a house for mrs. puff, but she kept knocking down walls. and then i woke up and i was only dreaming for an hour.
me: do you want some water?
steph: no. i want a gun.
*when im sick i have twilight zone dreams. I cant explain it. Its like im spinning, and they dont make sense. and i wake up thinking i have been sleeping all night long, and i have only really been asleep for an hour or two.
*last time i was sick i was having spounge bob dreams. over and over and over. and it was mixed with the sims. and i was trying to build a house for mrs. puff, but she kept knocking down walls. and then i woke up and i was only dreaming for an hour.
*pigpo is sick too.....:(
Friday, August 22, 2003
*do you think jesus pooted?
Thursday, August 21, 2003
* do you know how long it must have taken paul to write all these books....he had to write with a feather...adn like chissel stuff out and stuff. thats all they had was a feather...they were poor. he didnt have a life. he had to sit in his hut and write all the time. how was he going to write all this when he was visiting all these people.....he was probably writting it while he was on his horse. but i bet it was hard to chissel stuff out when the horse was galloping...which is why there is a type-o in my bible.
*paul wrote galations too....im getting kind of sick of paul. when does he die....he wrote (names off about 30 books of the bible.) TIMOTHY....His name is not Timothy...how did he write that....he just keeps going. he wrote the whole new testiment...oh here is someone new....i dont understand...his name is not timothy....he wrote timothy I and timothy II....why couldnt he have written paul I and paul II
* they are sneaking boys in here....i want NO part of this.
* they are sneaking boys in here....i want NO part of this.
*democrats hate the letter W because George "W" Bush....thats why there isnt a WWW in my quote website.
*barbie has brown hair because everybody has blonde hair and her name is stephanie, and she has flowers from her boyfriend and she is pretty. and her name IS STEPHANIE.
*there is this really awesome story about us going to see toy story two on ice and me peeing all over myself.
heather, suitemate: and then it froze...
steph: no it didn't! And now its on the quote page and joe is going to read this and not want to marry me. No. No. don't put that on there!!!!
heather, suitemate: and then it froze...
steph: no it didn't! And now its on the quote page and joe is going to read this and not want to marry me. No. No. don't put that on there!!!!
* oh i dated some ugly people my sixth grade year.
im bring pictures....i aint even joking.
his name is kevin, he had a big nose with a big ole bump in it....
im bring pictures....i aint even joking.
his name is kevin, he had a big nose with a big ole bump in it....
*that ain't funny. i got picked on all the time. i payed people to be my friend
*they should put banana boat tanner in smoothies....
*it would have been funny if she really died from choking...well, maybe not funny...but...i mean death is not funny
*it would have been funny if she really died from choking...well, maybe not funny...but...i mean death is not funny
*i want him to glow with yellowness
*oh he looks so distressed!!! Like i am when i run out of puddin
*oh he looks so distressed!!! Like i am when i run out of puddin
it was a teaser. JUST LIKE when they have the chicken ceaser grilled stuff burrito on the menu at taco bell. they have the picture and everything. and your craving it...your MOUTH IS WATERING. and you order;....but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo.
*I LOOK LIKE AN EASTER EGG!!!
*Heathers like "BAGELS>>>>" and it sounds just like that. its like slow motion. she gets excited. but there is corny love music playin in the background as she is running.
Heather: Why did he die?
Steph: Because he's a midget, and midgets die!
*he died? I was going to marry him!!!!
*Heathers like "BAGELS>>>>" and it sounds just like that. its like slow motion. she gets excited. but there is corny love music playin in the background as she is running.
Heather: Why did he die?
Steph: Because he's a midget, and midgets die!
*he died? I was going to marry him!!!!
Wednesday, August 20, 2003
*heathers icebox froze my water.
(WHAT IS ICEBOX?!??!?! HONESTLY!)
(WHAT IS ICEBOX?!??!?! HONESTLY!)
*i hate being the only child. if there was another one my parents would leave me alone!!!
*did you know there is a country called Christmas Island? I want to live there....i wonder if you get presents all the time!!!!
*we should set up a videocam website and people can watch us all day....nappin and eatin puddin
Tuesday, August 19, 2003
*i'm not too sure what lava life is, but i AM pretty sure I do not care
*sometimes when i get bored i just go onto the sims and be mean to people. i will starve them, i will drown them. i am just mean. and sometimes i wonder if God gets bored, and then is like: there stephanie...you trip...Hahahaha
*i hate that monkey i hope he wrecks! Now see...you know that monkey aint tall enough to reach that gas pedal....you KNOW he's not driving that car!
*sometimes when i get bored i just go onto the sims and be mean to people. i will starve them, i will drown them. i am just mean. and sometimes i wonder if God gets bored, and then is like: there stephanie...you trip...Hahahaha
*i hate that monkey i hope he wrecks! Now see...you know that monkey aint tall enough to reach that gas pedal....you KNOW he's not driving that car!
*Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
*Peace is not the answer. Killing people with guns, and bombing...that's the answer.
*That's like hot dogs...you don't ask what's in 'em
*I don't like her. She's blonde. Everyone is blonde.
*I would sing songs if I was in a hole all alone.
*I hate lava life!
*They are so pretty. I remember when they were babies on full house. I am older than them. and Now, they are prettier than me. I did not give them permission to do that!
*Peace is not the answer. Killing people with guns, and bombing...that's the answer.
*That's like hot dogs...you don't ask what's in 'em
*I don't like her. She's blonde. Everyone is blonde.
*I would sing songs if I was in a hole all alone.
*I hate lava life!
*They are so pretty. I remember when they were babies on full house. I am older than them. and Now, they are prettier than me. I did not give them permission to do that!
